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Mr. Kisor teaches the class.

Mr. Kisor teaches the class.

Nathan Gohl

Nathan Gohl

Mr. Kisor teaches the class.

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With Government and Economics as required courses, many students at Summerville will end up having the beloved Mr. Kisor as a teacher. Though he recycles a lot of his humor for different periods, Mr. Kisor has some pretty interesting things to say. All of these comments are made in jest, and they help keep the class engaged. Here are some of the best quotes from Mr. Kisor so far this year:

1. There’s one thing more deadly than smoking: fascism.
2. What element of a state does South Carolina lack? Besides literacy.
3. Iran. Bad idea.
4. No, I would never kid you. Yes, I would. That’s all I do.
5. If you see Hitler, turn around.
6. I was politically triggered since birth.
7. I’ll explain it the Kisor way: hyperbolic and misinformed.
8. I don’t care cause I just go home, shut my door, and pretend I still live in Ohio.
9. I’ve got several life sentences. They’re never gonna catch me.
10. I have to be well-fluent in the voice of immaturity.
11. I want a dart to go through my neck when I’m 80.
12. All of 8th period go to jail. You’re all dirty rascals.
13. I am a just king. We will do it by merit. Rock, paper, scissors.
14. If you miss any of these questions, I will personally deport you.
15. I need you all to go home, watch Terminator 2. We’re gonna execute the plan.
16. Give them a warning because you’re a fair dictator.
17. Speaking of doing nothing, let’s have a conversation.
18. You’re as shallow as a baby pool.
19. We need to pledge allegiance to the Walmart.
20. This is cable Dave. Direct TV Dave is a lawyer.
21. Step 1: short hair. Step 2: lifetime poverty.

Mr. Kisor’s sense of humor always keeps his students tuned in to his class. He has a way of making even economics interesting.

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